Councilman Atkins, Quite Contrary, How Does Your District Grow?

Can’t let this pass without at least pointing out the irony. Last Sunday Dallas City Council member Tennell Atkins was all over The Dallas Morning News opinion pages with an essay on the importance of public incentives for private developers in under-served areas of the city. He wrote: “Evidence of…

Kids + Drugs = The Coachella Experience

Oakland resident Kimchi Truong was 24. She passed out on the Coachella grounds last weekend, likely due to an overdose. Her death, Thursday, was shocking. But what’s really shocking is that this kind of thing doesn’t happen more often.  This story is about very young people doing a shit-ton of drugs, but…

Mad Men Needs Less Staring, More Dying

I don’t like Mad Men. Maybe it’s because I used to be a copywriter in an ad agency. Hearing ad people love on Mad Men is grosser than watching your parents make out. “As an art director, I love the art direction.” “I really feel like Peggy and I are…

English Language Wins in the End

Dear Mexican: Our grandparents came from Mexico. The entire next generation spoke Spanish. However, what my cousins and I and most of our kids know of Spanish is what we learn in Spanish classes. It’s clear we lost our language treasure. What do you know of this loss on a…

White Rock and Belle Isle, a Tale of Two Cities

A family chore last night prevented me from attending a big community meeting about a proposed restaurant at White Rock Lake, but stories on Channel 8 and in the daily paper this morning gave the flavor. The community is looking at the idea of building a commercial restaurant on parkland…

Introducing Jeff Gage, the New Dallas Observer Music Editor

It’s a long way from here to Minneapolis. About 14 hours, in fact. I know because I made the trip myself last weekend, having packed everything I own into a U-Haul and hopping on Interstate 35, which I followed virtually from one end of the country to the other. When…

Why Aren’t Italians Called Latinos?

Dear Mexican: One thing I find a little antagonizing is the use of the term “Latino” as a synonym only for “Hispanic.” I’ve noticed that you tend to favor Hispanic quite a bit more than Latino; thank you. The Latins as a people, a culture, a language, a tribe, came…

Preschool Owns You, and There’s Nothing You Can Do

In preschool, they decide when school happens because they have you by the toddler balls. They don’t follow a regular school calendar, because fuck you, they do what they want, this isn’t real education yet. The “pre” in “preschool” does stand for “pretend,” after all. This isn’t to say that…

The Tunnels Didn’t Kill Downtown Dallas; Dallas Killed Downtown Dallas

The Dallas City Council is reopening the question of whether the underground tunnel system beneath the buildings downtown is what killed downtown street commerce in the 1990s. Apparently now that downtown is on the rebound, some people suffer from a superstitious fear that reopening closed portions of the tunnel system…

Why do Mexicans Say Mande?

Even though throughout the years since I came to the U.S. 20 years ago I have seen it happening with less frequency, the use by Mexicans of the expression ¿Mande? (Command me) has always struck me. I personally see it as a symbolic legacy of submission probably originating from the…

Six Reasons Your Band Should Not Play Longer Than Twenty Minutes

Imagine you’re on a date and you’re telling a story. It’s a long one, but you know it’s a winner. Everyone always loves this story. Three quarters of the way to the punch line, you notice a shift in your date’s behavior. They’re glancing at the door, bouncing their leg…

Ask Andrew W.K.: My Religious Family Thinks I Drink Too Much

Dear Andrew, My entire family are teetotaling religious types who never tasted a drop of liquor or tried a single drug. They even find dancing offensive. Well, I drink, and just last week they had an intervention on my behalf. Now they’ve got me thinking I may have a problem…