Joshua Jones Keeps It Live and Local on KHYI

Aside from being a spitting image of actor Dermot Mulroney, KHYI-95.3 FMGeneral Manager Joshua Jones is quite the rising celeb. On a local level, anyway. He’s taken advantage of the fact that he manages a station owned by true supporters of good, old-fashioned local and live radio, and the Jones…

Why are Mexicans in Chicago so mean?

Dear Mexican: I was wondering why Mexicans in Chicago are meaner than Mexicans in California. —Pinche Caliente Gabacha Dear Fucking Hot-Ass Gabacha: Mexicans in Chicago, mean? In my many visits to the Windy Ciudad, I’ve found them to be a wonderful, hospitable raza, with their only real vice being they’re…

The Overserved Kindly Requests: Dallas, Please Be Wild

I have been thinking about you, Dallas. Every week, I am at your parties, eavesdropping on your conversations. And every week, I get to share with you some tidbit, some moment caught between drinks, which reveals a little more about who you are and what you are up to. It’s…

Belo: Against Ice Cream Trucks and Diarrhea. Is There a Pattern Here?

Yesterday we talked about The Dallas Morning News and its editorial campaign against allowing children in poor neighborhoods to have ice cream — more specifically, their call for tough law enforcement measures against ice cream trucks whose low-quality music systems apparently have been causing discomfort to rich people who are…

Dallas Morning News Declares a Jihad Against Ice Cream Trucks

This morning an editorial in The Dallas Morning News calls for a crackdown on ice cream vendors: “… the vendor’s presence is rudely announced,” the paper complains, “through loudspeakers blaring cheap electronic music like ‘Turkey in the Straw’ or ‘The Entertainer.'” The editorial calls for tougher law enforcement and points…

Ask a Mexican: Why Are Mexicans Always Changing Their Names?

I usually don’t allow anyone to hijack this columna, but an exception must be made for California State Assembly member Gil Cedillo. He’s been fighting the good fight for decades, recently trying to get driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants and ceaselessly supporting DREAMers. Cedillo was so moved by the undocumented…

Showdown at Winfrey Point

Last week’s big battle over a plan to use parkland by White Rock lake as overflow car-parking for the Dallas Arboretum sort of came out of nowhere. I’m sure somebody out there had to be thinking, “What’s an arboretum?” Please. You don’t have to put your hands up. But there…

Mexicans: Well, at least their mothers love them.

BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones, my much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order with your favorite local bookstore, your finer online retailers, your craftier piratas! Dear Mexican: I’m getting sick and tired of all these dirty, stupid Mexicans running around. The first…