Dear D Magazine: Thank you so much for nominating me for “best columnist.” I can’t tell you how pleased I am to be in the running. I am determined to win this thing. Thank you for sending me instructions on how to get votes for myself. In a recent email,…
This city looks a little different under the gaze of a lazy Sunday. Gone are the razzle dazzle details of a typical Dallas weekend and, if you’re lucky, you get to see the Big D for who she really is. Platform heels tossed to the side, that little black dress…
OK, look, just see if you can follow me here, because I need to know if I am following myself. You tell me. Michael Morris, a regional transportation official who gets quoted, has always said we need to build a new super-highway along the Trinity River, walling it off from…
Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we get to know the people behind the scenes in Dallas/Fort Worth music. The Local Yokel Show podcast was meant to be a fun gathering of friends who play local music, but it ended up providing a perk to those artists: in-studio video. It’s…
Off on vacation for a week, so great to be back here on the lawn, but really, you know, I was never gone. Thanks to my colleagues over on Frontburner, the D Magazine blog, my presence did not fade. Last Friday D Editor Tom Rogers penned a long item he…
BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order with your favorite local bookstore, your finer online retailers, your craftier piratas. And stay tuned for book signing info! Why do Mexicans with lowriders have murals on their hoods…
This past weekend in Dallas, you couldn’t turn a corner without hitting a valet stand or a liquor sponsor. Between the Dallas Art Fair, the Dallas International Film Festival, and the ongoing calendar of concerts, weeklies and openings, I hope you found yourself at the open bar of at least…
Tami BrittainWalker, in a moment of contemplationWelcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we get to know the people behind the scenes in Dallas/Fort Worth local music. David Walker is a common sight at local festival shows, one of those guys entrusted to hold things together at Deep Ellum Arts Fest…
WE HAVE A WINNER: While several commenters captured the tone and tenor of a Schutze — Beck, Grumpy Demo, Michael MacNaughton and Jpgreenan are clearly HUGE fans — we can have only one winner, and the Iron Fork tickets go to … dfw75208. Big round of applause, everyone. We’re sure…
In my ongoing series on cities smarter than Dallas, please allow me to add Seoul, South Korea, another place we need to send a team to right away. Yesterday the Dallas City Council heard an awe-inspiring presentation by Guillermo Penalosa, a leading-edge planner whose work has helped transform cities from…
Dear Mexican: Why do Hispanics deny that George Zimmerman is Hispanic? He did nothing wrong and has been crucified in the media. La Raza cannot bow down to the race baiters and race traitors that call themselves African-American leaders! —Brown and Down Dear Wab: This column is ¡Ask a Mexican!,…
Yesterday a commenter accused me of dredging through The New York Times every morning to find a pretext for some kind of inflammatory ditty here on Lawn whose only purpose is to stir up a hornet’s nest of clicks. Yeah, I can see how somebody could get that impression. But,…
I try. I keep offering. Dallas doesn’t have any problems it couldn’t solve if it just looked to more advanced cities. I make suggestions. Dallas gets pissed off. I don’t know what else I can do. Recently I pointed out that Dallas could resolve its seemingly intractable 15-year-old standoff on…
Dallas, home to Good Christian Bitches of all stripes, commonly worships at the altar of good music, good drink and good times. With that in mind last Saturday evening, I was on the decidedly Dionysian path to seek out sacred moments in each of those categories, and a reason to…
Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we get to know the people behind the scenes. Scott Long has worked in retail, managed a couple local bands (alongside former Dallas Star Brad Lukowich), worked for labels and, until two weeks ago, sold radio time for Clear Channel. He’s currently been using…
Art fight! Art fight! Everybody ditch class and run out in the halls to watch! The rich kids are fighting about their art! On this day when the national economy is still on life support, Texas schools are sinking into Dickensian poverty and the city can’t afford sewers, our city’s…
Yikes. Now I have to say I found something good on The Dallas Morning-News op-ed page today. Will my Job-like suffering never end? In today’s Dallas’-only-daily-newspaper (alas), Mark Melton, an attorney at Hunton & Williams, has written an essay about the involvement of the “business community” in the Dallas public…
Spring Fever is casting her spell and I can already see the telltale signs. We all find excuses to quit a little earlier and our patio-dwelling hours get a little longer. But there is more to the Art of Patio than a nice deck and outdoor seating. Indeed, you can…
I’d like to say a quick thank you to the Nanny State, before the moment passes and I forget all about spending a good deal of Tuesday cowering in a downstairs bathroom preparing to find out what my everlasting reward will be. Hey, thanks, Nanny State. Couldn’t have made it…
Dear Readers: Nearly four years after promising ustedes that I was going to write a book about the history of Mexican food in the United States, my Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America is getting released this week! April 10! Three-hundred-plus pages of astounding history (did you know the…
So hard to keep up. Last week The Dallas Morning News said in an editorial that the special tax-break district around the American Airlines Center basketball arena has been a major success. I thought most of it had been repo’d by a bunch of krauts. The News said in its…
If The Dallas Morning News and the University of Texas at Arlington sponsor a big seminar on regional cooperation, how many people at the seminar are going to come out against regional cooperation? Yeah. Not to be self-important or anything, but I believe that’s my job, Pilgrim. So here it…
