Whitt’s End: 5.20.11

*Darren Oliver (1-5) gets yet another loss. And that’s two blown saves for Feliz on consecutive nights after 19 straight closes. *Durant’s dunk: Awesometown. Peja’s expression: Priceless. *Watched cyclist Tyler Hamilton snitching on Lance Armstrong in the 60 Minutes clip. Not buying it. He’s a two-time drug loser with darting eyes, wordy…

Saying Goodbye to Dwaine Caraway, the Mayor of our Dreams

Soon the Reign of Dwaine will end. My life will change. But the city will not. Next month, by law, a new mayor of Dallas must be sworn in, and the curtain must fall on this brief, unlikely and delightful chapter in the history of City Hall. Acting Mayor Dwaine…

Wait: Are there Mexican Jews?

Dear Mexican: What happened to my friend? She is white (Irish—her only aunt was a Catholic nun!), she grew up in Pico Rivera (so most people think she is Mexican with green eyes), she is converting to Judaism, and guess what? All she meets are Mexicans! And all she likes…

Oak Cliff’s Better Nature Takes Charge

The Oak Cliff secession movement in 1990 was one of Oak Cliff’s very few expressions of political will in the last 30 years, and even that weak attempt at assertiveness was based on the region’s profound inferiority complex. Its ethos was sort of: If you’re going to treat us like…

Whitt’s End: 5.13.11

Whether you’ve reached the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Went and watched the American professional debut of Cuban defector/Rangers’ prospect Leonys Martin last night in Frisco. In a word, wow! With his father and agent in the stands at Dr…

Is Mexico a Tea Party paradise?

Dear Mexican: I can’t help thinking of Mexico as a Tea Party paradise. Mexican taxes are very low. There are few regulations, and environmentalists, socialists and liberals are few and far between. There is no Obamacare, and Mexico is the home of Carlos Slim, the world’s richest man, a tribute…

The Dallas City Council’s Ethics Relapse

People hate lawyers and lobbyists. Not me. I hate people. If you wonder why, I offer you last week’s outlandish hearing on city council “ethics.” Back in April, the city council passed major revisions to its ethics code, loosening the rules that restrict companies from showering City Hall with money…

The Word on John Wiley Price: Judas

Southern Dallas, especially the ministerial leadership, seems to be pretty locked up behind mayoral candidate Mike Rawlings. In explaining that to myself, I do allow for Rawlings’s charismatic personality and his track record on community issues. He’s got things going for him. (Well, maybe not today.) But there is also…

Whitt’s End: 5.6.11

Whether you’ve reached the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End:*Mavericks-Lakers and Rangers-Yankees in our town in the same weekend. Delicious. If you had a front-row ticket to just one, which would it be? Are there really semi-sane humans who’d choose baseball regular-season…

Who is More Mexican?

Dear Mexican: Please settle a dispute. I’m an Anglo living and working in Mexico for years, in Culiacán, Sinaloa (I married one of the famous Sinaloa beauties). My Spanish is passable, and I live and function in Spanish. Where I live, there are virtually no other North Americans, other than…

The Trinity River’s ‘Standing Wave’ Crashes into Reality

The “Standing Wave” is a $4 million-plus kayaking feature that the city recently installed in the Trinity River, and it’s a failure. It’s ugly. It’s dangerous. It’s an insult to the river. The Wave, just south of downtown, was intended to be a whitewater play park, a place with rapids…