Mark Cuban wants to fix the BCS. And, via its voting, so do college football writers and coaches. Despite not getting a chance to play for a national championship, undefeated TCU received three No. 1 votes from the media and one from a coach in Tuesday’s final college football polls…
Two things. First, I would like for people to quit bitching about my photo. One guy wrote in that he found it “disturbing.” Well, WTF, Einstein. It’s not meant to be a sympathy card. Second: Another guy wrote in with a really good idea yesterday. I had written about how…
Gromer Jeffers is saying this afternoon it’s “all but certain” Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert won’t run for reelection in May, although he doesn’t quite say how he’s so certain. I certainly have been picking up a lot of ground clutter in the last week, mainly about various hopefuls knee-walking with…
Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we’ll be meeting some people behind the local music scene who aren’t musicians, but more behind-the-scenes folk. Brian “Torch” Idell’s beat is the streets of Deep Ellum. He’s not a cop or reporter, though. Rather, he promotes local music. And he does it with…
Let’s not even get into the underlying issue of whether Robert Groden should be able to sell his books and magazines about the Kennedy assassination on Dealey Plaza downtown. Just for grins, let’s put that to one side. What gets me is the extreme Vladimir Putin-style in-your-face we’re-not-even-embarrassed-by-it thug-ocratic stupidity…
You know what the pigeon drop is, right? Some scam artist convinces an old lady she can get $10,000 for free by withdrawing a mere $1,000 from her bank account. All she has to do is allow the scam artist to hold her thousand dollars for half an hour. I…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *If Bill Parcells fit too snug and Wade Phillips was a size too loose, Jason Garrett fits juuuuust right. *Maybe I’m naive and gullible and biased in favor of Garrett, but until…
The Dallas Morning News had another story in the paper yesterday reminding everybody how excited we need to be about Super Bowl XLV in Arlington a month from now. The more of this Super Bowl stuff I see, the less excited and the more pissed off I get. The story…
Dear Mexican: I was today alerted to the problem of trash dumped on the Sonoran Desert in Arizona and am trying to track down more articles about the issue. That is how I found you. There are lots and lots of piles of trash—looks like clothes—in a wash in Arizona…
I don’t like end-of-the-year round-up stories reminding me of all the stuff I’ve already forgotten over the year, because most of it was stuff I forgot for a reason. One of the national New Year’s lists reminded me that on August 28 the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police department arrested Paris…
Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we’ll be meeting some people behind the local music scene who aren’t musicians, but more behind-the-scenes folk. Josh Robinson, to a first-timer, might look like he’s about to kill you. He’s a large, somewhat menacing, tattooed and black-bearded man who looks like he might…
Nothing slow about us, but just when you thought my third annual list of Schutze’s best columns wouldn’t take shape, Jim’s check finally cleared, so I took the time to look back at his fine work throughout the year and picked out the 10 that made me fall in love…
So a bunch of us are sitting around on New Year’s Day laughing at the empty seats at the Ticket City Bowl, gulping venison chili and combating our headaches with straight up hair o’ the dawg. Suddenly, invited to our football-watching gala by a mutual friend, the Big Ten Buffoons…
It’s been a fun two weeks, sports fans. Richie’s back on Monday, but before I give him back his blog, here are some week-end thoughts before I go. *Sunday’s Cowboys-Eagles game looks like it might be the first NFL start for Stephen McGee as Jon Kitna continues to nurse a…
Dear Readers: Wish I could say I was back on the rancho, but you know how that drug war of ours (both Mexican and American) is going, so the Mexican decided to stay home for the holidays for the first time in decades. Besides, there’s too much work at mano…
People all over the world are worried about whether Julian Assange of WikiLeaks is a legitimate journalist or the Information Unabomber. If they really want something to worry about, they should come to Dallas and talk to Russell Fish. Fish, an Information Age Attila of open records, would be the…
Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we’ll be meeting some people behind the local music scene who aren’t musicians, but more behind-the-scenes folk. She’s helped flood a bar. She’s seen fights between drag queens and other bar employees, and been exposed to (not without reciprocation) more private parts of her…
Dear Mexican: I live in a moderately fancy-ass suburb of Dallas, am super-white and make decent money. Naturally, I have a Mexican gardener/lawn dude who works his ass off, has 14 brothers and sisters in Guanajuato, employs all his relatives, etc. He also has a sweet wife and three little…
More illegals! More illegals over here, please! Ah, you’ll have to excuse me. I have been away from my column for weeks with my nose in numbers for an immigration story that appears in this week’s paper version of Unfair Park. I may be a little stat-blind. The Census released…
Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we’ll be meeting some people behind the local music scene who aren’t the musicians, but more behind-the-scenes folk. Right before Pantera’s major label debut, Cowboys from Hell, came out in 1990, John Graham went on the road with them and their opener, Skid Row,…
I am good at working for free. That is not to say I am good at volunteer work. For one thing, I get bored bagging groceries at the Food Pantry. It’s hard to feel good about what I’m doing when we run out of supplies and have nothing to give…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Tony Romo took girlfriend Candice Crawford to the top of Reunion Tower last night to celebrate her 24th birthday. And then, yep, he popped the question. Very cliched and Dallasy of…
