Like a Good Fart Joke, It’s Hard Not to Love KISS

When people say they hate KISS, I often wonder if they also detest fart jokes. Because to me, that’s what KISS is: a fart joke in band form. Think about it. Like farts, KISS are crass, and as a band, they totally stink. But now and again, they are surprisingly…

At the Drive-In’s Reunion Comes at the Perfect Time

At the Drive-In couldn’t have reunited to record an album at a more perfect time. Years after the El Paso band’s messy breakup and soul-searching with various legacy bands — De Facto, the Mars Volta, poor Sparta — post-hardcore’s favorite sons buried the hatchet (for a second time) and regrouped…

Steven Tyler’s Country Album Is Going to Be Totally Insane

There are a lot of things you associate with Steven Tyler. Silk scarves, scraggly mustaches and halcyon days gone by aside, Tyler isn’t exactly the kind of guy you expect to record a country album. More than 40 years after the bad boys from Boston first made their mark on…

Macklemore Is No Hero, and He Knows It on “White Privilege II”

White people don’t like to talk about race. White people especially don’t like to talk about white privilege – that is, if they even acknowledge it  exists in the first place. But white people really love Macklemore, the radio-friendly white rapper most famous for his Grammy-winning “Thrift Shop,” which has sold over 10…

There Will Never Be Another Band Like Tool

There will never be another band like Tool. There will be bands with mysterious frontmen. There will be bands that find emotion in talking about our greater meaning. There will be bands with drummers who make the most complex patterns look like child’s play. There will be bands that know music…

Country Music’s Stellar Year Got Snubbed by the Critics in 2015

In 2015, country fans finally saw a dramatic shift in what Nashville had to offer. We certainly haven’t heard the last of the fake-tan crooners and the bizarre hip-hop influences that artists like Sam Hunt bring to country, but the real news last year was that traditional country was making…

When We Rescue a Dog, Who’s Saving Whom?

This is about the price of dogs. Mary (not her real name) inherited Barcelona (not her real name) from her daughter Anna (not her real name). Mary and Anna are friends of mine. Barcelona is the dog. Barcelona had been Anna’s dog at college, but Anna was moving far away…

All Right, Fine, We Forgive LCD Soundsystem for Toying With Our Hearts

Yesterday, James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem set dance-punk world aflame when he wrote a letter to fans explaining the band’s return. Five years ago, Murphy announced the band’s amicable break-up to the woe of their loyal fanbase, and they ended it with the biggest bang by performing a sold-out show at…

Brunch: The Dumbest, Worst Meal

I’m pretty sure brunch was invented in 1962, when some restaurant owner in Tallahassee said, “Serving breakfast 24 hours a day would be a pain in the ass — mostly since we never even serve breakfast — but I do hate my kitchen staff and I’ve been meaning to get…