Put Your Damn Phones Away and Enjoy Your Concerts Already

We’ve all heard of the FOMO, that is, the Fear of Missing Out. In Aziz Ansari’s new special, Live at Madison Square Garden, he sharply criticizes the millennial generation’s anxiety in regards to missing out on something better happening right now. Woe unto the person at the thing, who checks…

Greg Abbott Picks Two Foxes to Guard UT Hen House

You already know how Greg Abbott rolls. Our brand-new so-called conservative (small government, close to the people) governor wants to make it illegal for Texans to pass their own local close-to-the-people laws on fracking, plastic bags or tree cutting — matters he thinks are better left in the hands of…

Nightlife in Expo Park is Flatlining

There are plenty of places in Dallas to go get drunk, but some neighborhoods have more charm and community than others. That’s what makes us flock to them and to then keep coming back. This week, Dallas lost one of its best watering holes in Exposition Park’s Amsterdam Bar. For…

Dear People Doing The Wobble: Stoppit.

The Wobble is a song written by V.I.C. that plays everywhere from clubs to bars to weddings to school dances. It’s a line dance. A dance craze abomination brought here by the Line Dance Devil himself. If you are unfamiliar with the dance, here is one of thousands of instructional…

Hey Tall People, Stop Being Jerks At Concerts

As I angled for a good spot at Trees’ stellar “local music revue” with Sarah Jaffe, Sam Lao and Blue, The Misfit at Trees a couple weeks back, an elbow descended from on high at dizzying speed, only to directly and sharply make contact with my boobs. I hollered, “Hey,…

Why Doesn’t Dallas Have a Bluegrass Scene?

For fans of most genres of music, it takes but only a few moments scrolling down our Concert Calendar, a Twitter feed or your Facebook page activity to stumble upon a local concert that interests you. Chances are you have a small handful of favorite venues that more often than…

Aaron Watson’s “The Underdog” Proves Texas Country is Growing Up

To be completely honest, Aaron Watson has never been one of my favorite Texas country artists. He’s recorded solid songs in his 15-year career (“Lonely Lubbock Nights” comes to mind) but has generally been surpassed by contemporaries like Pat Green and Charlie Robison in terms of commercial and critical success…

Repent, Dallas, Downtown Heaven Could Be Yours With the Right Subway

This game is called Fantasy Downtown: The Dallas Daydream. Imagine first that you live in a really nice downtown apartment, and the rent is substantially below going rates today. Up and down the block from your building’s front door are grocery stores, drug stores, housewares shops, coffee shops, small restaurants,…