Restaurant Websites That Make You NOT Want To Eat

You’ve seen this guy, right? Peanut butter jelly time is the number one indicator of poor website design. Sparkling mouse trailers, glimmering lights, dancing bananas — these are the hallmarks of your 13-year-old daughter’s MySpace page. Poorly chosen music played in a loop, excessive flash and clunky navigation also indicate…

Onion Rings: Bigger Is Definitely Not Better

I’m over super-sized onion rings. They first made their appearance at steakhouses and burger joints but have become increasingly popular at bars everywhere. Often stacked like a tower to the heavens, they arrive precariously ready to topple and litter your table in shards of fried breading. Katy Trail Ice House…

CBS Is Looking For The Best Food Blogger, Kinda

Early last month, the CBS-11 announced a friendly competition to crown the area’s Most Valuable Bloggers. Categories include local affairs, sports, lifestyle, entertainment and dining, among others. Contestants are entered into the event through a nomination process in which anyone can participate. Currently 17 blogs have entered the food fray…

I Could Love You, Office Cafeteria, But You Make It So Damn Hard

I try and eat something interesting for lunch every day I can. Zaguan is a great Latin bakery across the street from the Observer HQ that serves a decent arepas. I covet Reina Pepiada: a salad of pulled chicken and avocado. Nosh, up the street, composes some beautiful plates at…

Dallas Line Cooks Need To Work On Their Burger Mechanics

Some burger town. I’ve probably had 20 or so since I got here, and I’ve noticed an alarming trend. Almost all of my burgers have arrived over-cooked. In fact of all the burgers I’ve had, only two or so (thanks, Grape and NHS) were cooked as ordered. The rest? Woefully…

KRLD Restaurant Week 2011: One foodbitch’s Experience.

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip… That all went down at Al Biernat’s with a lot of big, fake tits. Ah, KRLD Restaurant Week, a time when those of us who only think we belong on Most Eligible Dallas get to…

There Is Never A Good Excuse For Bad Guacamole

Earlier this week I mentioned a few Tex-Mex joints that are serving up some pretty sub-par guac. Ever ready to jump into the fray, a few Aters chimed in, saying I’d simply gone to the wrong restaurants. But the thing is, there’s no excuse for bad guacamole. Ever. If you…

Plate Hate: Why Is There a Forest In My Drink?

Leslie Brenner’s new Best of Guide touts Dallas’ top cocktails, complete with a swanky photo spread. One of the shots mirrors an experience I’ve had enough of. A high ball glass filled with glistening ice and dotted with kumquat slices is topped with not just a sprig of lavender, but…

The 28 Best Whistling Songs of All-Time

Peter Bjorn & John had already released a pair of marginally-successful albums and were even beginning to gain a small amount of notoriety as being one of Sweden’s most promising young pop bands by the time 2006 rolled around. But it was their third album, Writer’s Block, that really put…

UnSuper Specials: You Call That a Deal?

This Super Bowl weekend, Dallas restaurants are going crazy with deals and drink specials. And some of these restaurants have actually lost their minds if they think we’re gonna pay their outrageous prices. (We’re sure someone will pay– it just won’t be us.) Here’s a list of five Super Bowl…

Green Bay’s Charles Woodson Goes Long on Price With His Wine

Green Bay Packers cornerback Charles Woodson has been making the rounds this week, sharing his winery’s TwentyFour Cabernet Sauvignon with Dallas drinkers. Woodson’s already appeared at Ocean Prime, Veritas and Kenichi. Celebrity wines aren’t unusual: Martha Stewart, Lil Jon, Peggy Fleming and Vince Neil are among the many stars who’ve…

Scarrots Are Real. Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

Scarrots. Apparently, they’re not a joke. I heard of them recently and thought that my friend was just making up some cutesy word for carrots. But, Scarrots really exist. Turns out, “A Bunch of Carrot Farmers” (led by Bolthouse Farms) are trying to trick kids into eating carrots this Halloween…

Intense Sweetness and Pizza at Horne & Dekker

Hanna Raskin focuses this week’s Dish on Horne & Dekker, and the sweet (flavor), cutesy fun (as well as a Duck Goat Pizza) they have therein: Horne & Dekker Strives for Cutesy. Turns out, they could use a little less cloying cuteness, and little more flavor punch. Read the review,…