A Breakfast Of Biblical Proportions

You wanna start the day off stuffing your face with unholy goodness? Welcome to the breakfast of your fantasies, folks. This place is wall-to-wall people "I'll have what she's having" food-moaning, like something straight out of a "Sodom and Gomorrah: Breakfast!" Order the deliciousness in the photo and say to...

By Alice LaussadeAugust 6, 2010

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You wanna start the day off stuffing your face with unholy goodness?

Welcome to the breakfast of your fantasies, folks. This place is wall-to-wall people
“I’ll have what she’s having” food-moaning, like something straight out of a “Sodom and Gomorrah: Breakfast!” Order the deliciousness in the photo and say to
yourself, “Oh my Jesus, is that a giant ice cream scoop of creme fraiche?”
And yourself will be all, “Yup.”

I just told my daily calorie allowance to suck it. Can you guess where I’m
gorging?

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Alice Laussade writes about food, kids, music, and anything else she finds to be completely ridiculous. She created and hosts the Dallas event, Meat Fight, which is a barbecue competition and fundraiser that benefits the National MS Society. Last year, the event raised $100,000 for people living with MS, and 750 people could be seen shoving sausage links into their faces. And one time, she won a James Beard Award for Humor in Writing. That was pretty cool.

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