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Hey everyone! Just wanted to give you a heads-up that the “Dark Knight Rises Chip” is up to 75 bucks on eBay. The seller points out the single, phenomenal chip originated from a Lays bag, and that he has “never seen one like it before.” So, you’ll probably want to “be the first to have food food that naturally immortalizes the Dark Knight.”
Also, the purchase comes with free shipping! Hopefully the box is really huge and the chip is laid gently on a velvet pillow. (h/t Slashfilm)