Have A Bloody Great Menarche Party

Unfair Park just informed readers about a new reason to party: your daughter’s first period! No, seriously. Apparently, advertisements for menarche party planning have been spotted on at least one SUV in town. The idea, according to Menarche Parties ‘R Us, is to “Create a life time of memories for your daughter by hosting a menarche
party for her.  A menarche party can make this time easier and more
meaningful for both the young lady beginning menstruation and her
parents.”

But what’s a party without music? After the jump, you’ll find our suggested play list.

“Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon” – Neil Diamond
“Pop That Coochie” – 2 Live Crew
“The Vagina Song” – Tom Green
“Pussy Control” – Prince
“You’re A Big Girl Now,” (from Blood On The Tracks) – Bob Dylan
“Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?” – The Cramps
“I Love You Period” – Dan Baird
“Moist Vagina (MV)” – Nirvana
“Party On Your Pussy” — Red Hot Chili Peppers
“Reign In Blood” — Slayer
But surely DC9 readers can suggest more. –Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Robert Wilonsky