Sigh. We here at DC-9 would feel remiss if we didn’t post the just-breaking info about Kelly Clarkson’s new tour. And, rather than try to slather a thick layer of sarcasm on what really is already a parody, we figured we just be straight about it. So, Clarkson, according to the press release I just received in my inbox, has returned from “Down Under,” to kick off her “My December” tour, which began Wednesday in Verona, NY. Clarkson’s North Texas homecoming takes place at Nokia Theater on November 23. In the meantime, you can slake your Kelly thirst with her new video, which the ever-dedicated Mr. Wilonsky dug up for us, here. "I love the idea of giving something special to my fans," Clarkson says in her press release. "I'm psyched about the tour and I want everyone else to share that excitement." Oh, we do, Kelly, we do. -- Jonanna Widner
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