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1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
Will you step up to support Dallas Observer this year?
We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If the Dallas Observer matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”There are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo. They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
Will you step up to support Dallas Observer this year?
We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If the Dallas Observer matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”There are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo. They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
10. “Backdoor Santa,” Clarence Carter
Believe it or not, Carter had a career before “Strokin'”.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
Will you step up to support Dallas Observer this year?
We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If the Dallas Observer matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”There are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo. They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
10. “Backdoor Santa,” Clarence Carter
Believe it or not, Carter had a career before “Strokin'”.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
Will you step up to support Dallas Observer this year?
We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If the Dallas Observer matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”There are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo. They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
There are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
8. Little Drummer Boy“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
2. “Dick In A Box”
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
9. “Santa Baby,” Eartha Kitt
As hot as Kylie Minogue, Willa Ford and Madonna may be, give us Eartha Kitt any day.
8. Little Drummer Boy
“Come, they told me…”? “…to lay before the King…”? How did they get away with that back in the ’50s? Here’s the Simpsons sisters’ take.
7. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis,” Tom Waits
Is
there anything hotter than a down-on-her-luck junkie prostitute? In
case you didn’t recognize it, the lyric is a Charles Bukowski poem.
6. “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo”
This is the hottest song ever, if you’re a fecalphiliac.
5. “Sexy Christmas Baby Mine,” Morphine
Couldn’t find video (although the mp3’s yours by clicking above), so you’ll have to use your imagination to see the mattress lying on the floor under a bare lightbulb in a filthy brownstone.
This was originally recorded by a 12-year-old Jimmy Boyd, but here’s a less irritating rendition.
3. “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
There
are several parodies of “I Saw Mommy…” with the obvious switcheroo.
They range from the innocuous but still kind of weird concept of Mommy
dressing up as Santa to a completely raunchy version that ends up in a
Mommy/Santa/Daddy menage. This one is not quite so explicit.
When we gave this present last year, all we got in return was a restraining order.
1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
There
are plenty of versions of this song, from great (Dean Martin) to
not-so-great (Nick and Jessica). But only one features Zooey Deschanel
in the shower.
–Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Noah Bailey, Patrick Michels, Alex Flores
