The lowest common denominator having been achieved in 2005 with the release of the Black Eyed Peas' Monkey Business, popular musicians have had to work extra hard in recent years to find new and inventive ways to be inane.
They found great success in 2009, with artists as varied as Lady Gaga, Bruce Springsteen and Royce da 5'9" making the nation collectively dumber, one lyric at a time.
On that note, here are the top ten most unintentionally hilarious song lyrics of the year.
Jeremih, "Birthday Sex"
We can float on top my waterbed /You close your eyes as I improv between your legsWhat is this, Second City? The Groundlings? Where, exactly, can one take a class in this particular brand of improv?