A Better Look at that Phony U.S. Marshal

So happens that a good Friend of Unfair Park transferred — and augmented — that dash-cam video on which a Good Citizen captured that phony peace officer with the laser-sighted semi-automatic about a block from the Oak Lawn Eatzi’s a few days back. Our Friends passed along a much better look at the man Dallas Police describe as “armed and dangerous” and, quite possibly, responsible for other faux pull-overs in the recent past. Says our Friend, “Maybe you can use this picture to help catch this guy.” Maybe. Except now I think he looks like the Human Torch. Or Captain America.