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A Completely Reasonable Response to the Cowboys Season: Blowing Up a Washing Machine and Tony Romo Jersey

Even after the Cowboys capped off another disappointingly mediocre season on Sunday, there were some things to be thankful for. The team stayed in the playoff chase and kept things entertaining until the very end with an impressive string of come-from-behind victories. Dez Bryant exorcised his demons and began to play up to his potential. Jerry Jones rapped in only one Papa John's commercial. They're not the Kansas City Chiefs.

That's not enough to take away the bitterness of another Tony Romo meltdown in a do-or-die game, but fans will at least have that much to savor while they hope to do better next year. That at least would be the reasonable thing to do, but we're talking about Cowboys country. Reason has no place here.

The video above is titled simply "Getting the Shit Off My Cowboys Jersey." This is achieved by draping the piece of apparel on a washing machine and then blowing up the washing machine by shooting the explosive device attached to it.

And that's just for losing a football game. Hate to see what happens if Obama decides to seize Texas' guns.

[h/t Frontburner]

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Eric Nicholson
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