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After Sunday's Worst Loss Ever (this week, anyhow), Dallas Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones hopped up to NYC to take in Yankees-Rays. Upon his departure from Yankee Stadium, Jerruh was accosted by a few fans in search of a signature, which he was only too happy to provide. But some Bronx bombers offered unsolicited words of wisdom concerning what he oughta do with Wade. Which reminds me: Doesn't this need an updating?

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