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The Dallas Morning News Is in the Toilet

Quite literally, judging from their lead story right now. Is it lunch yet?...
By Stephen YoungMarch 5, 2018
Poop and pee. Just in time for lunch.

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You can’t make this shit up: the homepage of The Dallas Morning News right now. Catch the “Is It Lunch Yet?” headline for another story just below. Answer: It was lunch, but we think we’ll skip it. Note to Morning News headline writers: “Investigates” is a high falutin’ word for things you can Google. Might we suggest you review Spotlight or All the President’s Men to get an idea of what an investigation is? Also note: In daily newspapers, the correct nomenclature is “feces and urine.” In children’s books, it’s “poop and pee.”

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Stephen Young has written about Dallas news for the Observer since 2014. He’s a Dallas native and a graduate of the University of North Texas.

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