His Flamingo Fadeaway on the mound with a basketball was funny. And his cartoonish, exaggerated Max Patkin-like delivery was funnier.
Dirk Nowitzki on Friday night was the best thing on a Rangers' pitching mound in a while.
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Only thing better would've been if Michael Young's leaping catch wouldn't have saved Captain from taking one in the horse schnoz.