Dirk Sparks One Up

With all proper credit to Uwe Blog and 100% Injury Rate, we now present the greatest Dirk Nowitzki video ever. We only wish we knew what it meant. Then again, we're not high. But it's still early yet. --Robert Wilonsky

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