George & Laura Who? Ooooh, Right.

Friends of Unfair Park I like to call “Mom” and “Dad” suggested this photo op on Meaders Lane, where, from the looks of our drive last night, damned near every house between Preston and Inwood Roads appears to have one of these signs planted in the front yard — on purpose, even. They’re branching out too, as evidenced by the welcome-home placard on the northwest corner of Walnut Hill Lane and Tulane Boulevard. One guess what I got Schutze for Christmas. –Robert Wilonsky