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Get Out Your Thesauresosesous

*Emmitt Smith is getting his sweaty brow dabbed from some ESPN underling. Apparently he's about to provide some insight on the network's pre-game show. Brace yourself. You're about to endure one of the planet's most unique translations of the English language. *Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb just jogged onto the field...
By Richie WhittSeptember 15, 2008
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*Emmitt Smith is getting his sweaty brow dabbed from some ESPN underling. Apparently he’s about to provide some insight on the network’s pre-game show. Brace yourself. You’re about to endure one of the planet’s most unique translations of the English language.

*Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb just jogged onto the field to a chorus of boos.

*Romo, while throwing passes to receiver Patrick Crayton, had to scramble out of the pocket to avoid the oncoming rush of ESPN’s Ed Werder.– Richie Whitt

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Richie Whitt

Richie Whitt has been a columnist, reporter, broadcaster and blogger covering Dallas’ sports scene for more than 40 years. He wrote the Observer‘s sports column 2005-2011 and has reported sports on TV, radio and online. You can read his latest work a <a href=”https://www.si.com/nfl/bears/author/richie-whitt”>SI.com.

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