Hard Knocks? Eh.

I expected a little more from the HBO crew. You?
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The boys at Deadspin have condensed last night’s first episode of Hard Knocks into four minutes.

I, however, can name that tune in 40 words:

T.O. on the beach.

Witten changing diapers.

Pacman dumps water on Felix Jones.

Jason Garrett: Felix over Mendenhall.

No Danny Amendola? Or Jessica Simpson?

Dave Campo pantsed.

Ubiquitous Mike Doocy.

Plums + banana = phallic humor.

Give it a C. -- Richie Whitt

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