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Jason the Headless Tight-End Runner

"That's ... that's ... heroic," I said last night, more than a little tipsy. "Heroic?" said the missus. "'Uh-oh, I have the ball, and they're chasing me -- guess I'd better keep running.' What's heroic about that?" Fine. --Robert Wilonsky...
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“That’s … that’s … heroic,” I said last night, more than a little tipsy. “Heroic?” said the missus. “‘Uh-oh, I have the ball, and they’re chasing me — guess I’d better keep running.’ What’s heroic about that?” Fine. –Robert Wilonsky

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