Long after Tiger Woods stops talking and the Texas Rangers have finished beating the Toronto Blue Jays, March Madness will finally end tonight at 8 when Butler plays Duke for the National Championship. (Smells like a Duke blowout to me.)
Show of hands: Whose bracket has Butler in the final game? Certainly not mine.
Let's end this thing on a high. After taking in Rangers-Jays in Arlington, I'll mosey over to Hooters in the West End to host the final Dallas Observer March Madness Watch Party.
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I'll have tickets to Rangers and Mavs games and next week's NASCAR race out at Texas Motor Speedway. Come out and buy me a beer. Or vice-versa.