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Because if you do, there’s a good chance someone’s watching. Like, oh, the Herreras of North Richland Hills, who installed a hidden camera to keep guard over the yard. Reports the Associated Press:
Upset after their teeter-totter was stolen, the family trained
surveillance cameras on their yard and was surprised when footage
showed a teenage girl stealing a baby Jesus worth almost $500. Police
have obtained the tape.“They took the family Jesus,” said Gloria Herrera, 48, a Catholic. “How can anybody do that?”
Just found a new band name: The Family Jesus. Then again, some baby Jesuses just like to travel. –Robert Wilonsky
