Unfair Park HQ is just a few stop lights away from the new Texas Rangers store on McKinney Ave., so maybe you'll see us there this afternoon for an, ahem, historic occasion: "the first ever LIVE dot race outside Rangers Ballpark," promises the press release the very persistent Rangers Communication Department keeps sending our way. (Uncle, already!)
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But if you do stop by between noon and 3 p.m., you may get to meet the greatest of all Rangers: ballpark announcer and VP of Entertainment & Marketing Chuck Morgan. Oh, and pitchers Brandon McCarthy and C.J. Wilson and outfielder Marlon Byrd will also be there signing autographs, from noon till 1:30; wonder if McCarthy's a bigger draw than the promise of ballpark food. I still have a Doug Rader autographed ball somewhere in my closet; if you want it, meet me at the next-door smoke shop 'round 1:26. --Robert Wilonsky