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I hate that I have plans for Thursday. I’d much rather be at Eddie Deen‘s, where the Greater Dallas Republicans have a fundraiser scheduled: “Boot Scootin’ With Mayor Tom Leppert.” Or, maybe, “Boot Scootin’ With Mayor Tom Leppert … Through the Holidays.” Hard to say just what the event’s formal title is by the looks of this info. All I know is it costs $75 to get in, it’s a cash bar, there’ll be a barbecue dinner, and the GDR promises, “We will be providing the instructions on how to do the Boot Scootin dance.” I’m sending Jack E. Jett in my stead.