Someone call Norm Hitzges, pronto. A seller in Woodlake, California, is trying to unload a bunch of 1960 Dallas Cowboys artifacts -- including autographed footballs and programs, including one from a pre-season game against the Los Angeles Rams in Oregon. The lot's full of fascinating keepsakes -- if you're craving, oh, Eddie LeBaron and Don Meredith signatures -- and it was going for $3,000. Only, there were no takers -- not even a single bid. --Robert Wilonsky

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