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We could report this one out and inform you that Optimus Prime’s cameo at Main Street Garden this afternoon was part of a promotion for Transformers Thirtysomething, but we’d rather just assume Downtown Dallas Inc. was rolling out the newest member of their downtown security patrol. Those pooping dogs over in Thanksgiving Square don’t stand a chance.
