Stay tuned later today for my interfacing with new Texas Rangers owner Chuck Greenberg and details of a romantic moment that went horribly wrong. (And no, smartass, those are two separate stories.)

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But for now, in recent losses Dirk Nowitzki has taken one and zero shots in the fourth quarter. That, of course, is unacceptable.

Tonight I predict he comes up big against the lowly, 13-34 Golden State Warriors. Why?