If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The Dallas Observer sports blog, duh. Right about now, we commence our sports exclusive blog, The Sportatorium. Unfair Park, of course, remains the award-winning trunk of our mighty blogosphere oak, where you’ll still get sportsy whatsits and the daily item about Tom Hicks and Liverpool FC. But I’ve been allowed to branch out, charged with providing a tidy li'l shelter for those of us who like to keep our balls in one place.

Everyone’s welcome. That means you, Friends. And you, guy obsessed with mocking my given name. And even you two, who critique my possessive s’s’s’s’ and continually cajole me about the Greg Williams back story. So get a running start and let’s jump. --Richie Whitt

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