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I was sitting down to watch some teevee when the bossman emailed: “Rick Perry just shit the bed.” Ah. Yes. Tonight’s debate, otherwise known as: The Night Rick Perry’s Campaign Ended when he couldn’t remember … couldn’t remember … something … oops. Shame too, though at least Bill Hader should get at least one more crack at Our Governor before he goes back to Austin, never to be seen on a national stage ever again, no matter how he tried to spin it afterward. Modern Family wasn’t on tonight; Phil Dunphy was. Herman Cain approves this message.
