So Not the Real Terrell Owens

Yeah, so maybe that's the fake Owen Wilson below; I'm too high right now to care, anyway. But this is most definitely the fake Terrell Owens. Still, you can kinda imagine T.O. saying what "he" "tells" The Onion in the piece headlined "Terrell Owens Blames Poor Game On Drew Bledsoe, Offensive Line, Hamid Karzai, NASA, Samsung." I love it because it's brilliant. I hate it because I didn't think of it. Really need to hang with "Owen Wilson" some more. I need ideas. --Robert Wilonsky

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