Texas’s No. 1 Aggie Wishes You and Yours a Merry Something or Other

Governor Rick Perry sent us a Christmas card — awful nice of him, though I wish I could tell where he went to college. So, in the spiriting of giving, we figured we’d share — along with his list of who’s been naughty but who he was nice enough to pardon on Friday. Mazel tov, Jerry Wayne Crownover of Arlington, Marlyn Ann Linguist of Cedar Hill and Thomas Clyde Reedy of Denton. A regular Christmas miracle. –Robert Wilonsky