The Christmas Miracle at Yesterday's Mavs-Heat Season Opener: That Drunk, Angry Santa

Our Mike Mezeul was at the AAC for yesterday's season opener, where not a highlight was to be found between the buzzers. His slide show from the interior decorating session can be found here; The Official Banner-Raising Video follows, as do a few other distractions from a Christmas Day blowout, including those boughs of holly known as the Mavs Dancers (festive) and that Bud commercial with Mark Cuban and ... Luke Wilson.

But several Friends of Unfair Park have dispatched the video you see above, which we missed because, look, we draw the line at 30-point deficits. Turns out, many of y'all know the man beneath the Santa suit ... and his initials, swear to Kris Kringle, are also "KK."

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Robert Wilonsky
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