In no particular order ...
10. A Honey Bun (wrapped)
9. A marshmallow (sticky)
8. Multiple jello shots (thanks)
7. Beads (catch and release program?)
6. Half of an apple (that's just wrong)
5. A green donut (accessorized the shirt)
4. The urgent urge to urinate urgently (I mean, right now)
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3. A foam shamrock (cool)
2. A brutally cold wind (cold)
1. A lingering hangover (sssh!)
And you wonder why it's one of my favorite Dallas days of the year?