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"This Ain't Girls Gone Wild, Man." Yeah, Avi. Sheesh.

Actually, the dude said, "This ain't motherfuckin' Girls Gone Wild, man" whilst addressing our favorite Barking Dog who will roam the wilds of Lower Greenville looking for YouTube-able footage. Haven't checked in with Avi Adelman's channel in a few weeks -- turns out, he's got two vids posted in connection with the item "Lower Greenville as a metaphor for a war zone. Discuss!" One of the shorts is too long -- about eight minutes' worth of people standing around following ... sorry, but it is a "bottle attack" or "Bottle Rocket Attack," Avi? (I'm having a Bottle Rocket attack this very moment.) This video's much shorter. And much funnier. Don't tell Avi I said that. --Robert Wilonsky

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