Texas Rangers

This Just In: Tell Laura Miller to Cancel the Rangers’ Parade

Sorry Rangers fans. It's half-empty.

No, really. I wanted to pen something positive and insightful and detailed and basebally about the Rangers’ most important series of the season.

But I just couldn’t get past this: The last two nights against the team they’re “chasing” in the Wild Card race, the Rangers have bolted to deficits of 10-0 and 8-0.

Local Chapter of the Glass-Half Full Society, please accept my apology. -- Richie Whitt

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