Tony Romo Attempts to Sell the Comedy

Tony Romo: Product Spokesman from Tony RomoVia Just Jared, we find this brand-new Funny or Die exclusive: Tony Romo as a pitchman for "over 50,000 products," among 'em yarmulkes, gas that tastes like chocolate and something called a "ball-pen hammer," sigh. In short: The Dallas Cowboys quarterback is no Peyton...

By Robert Wilonsky

July 15, 2009

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Tony Romo: Product Spokesman from Tony Romo

Via Just Jared, we find this brand-new Funny or Die exclusive: Tony Romo as a pitchman for "over 50,000 products," among 'em yarmulkes, gas that tastes like chocolate and something called a "ball-pen hammer," sigh. In short: The Dallas Cowboys quarterback is no Peyton Manning. Or Joe Montana.

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