Sports

Uh...Mark?

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has picked up a nice piece about Mark Cuban and Shaq--the "oddball couple," ugh--written for the Associated Press by my old pal Jaime Aron. But I warn you: It contains the worst picture ever taken of the Cubes. And I think scout Reggie Johnson agrees, from the look on his face; either that or he just sucked on a bucket full of lemons. Methink Mark's been listening to too much Frankie Goes to Hollywood Queen Erasure Pet Shop Boys lately. --Robert Wilonsky

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