Urban Park Elementary Is Academically Acceptable?. Its Sign Out Front, However, Is Not.

The great Chris Howell promises to share with us later in the day a photo from Marc Ribot’s breathtaking Saturday-night show-and-tell at the Kessler — truly a once-in-a-lifetime event, since the guitarist has played Texas but once (last night) in his storied career. In the meantime: A good Friend of Unfair Park sends along this photo, taken yesterday at the academically acceptable school on Military Parkway, along with this brief note: “What does this even mean???” No idea.