So far, three weeping-T.O. parodies have surfaced on the Interwebs -- including, argh, a Chris Crocker "Leave Britney Alone" rant remix. And while the inclusion of R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts" here adds a nice touch, the execution leaves something to desire. Hate to say it, but the Coors Light commercial parody is easily the best yet -- if only because it's as unfunny as the actual Coors Light spots. Course, we're still in the first quarter of what's sure to be a long game. Developing, no doubt. --Robert Wilonsky
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