Courtesy Damon Frazier of Plano-based Frazier Photography & Video, we've been invited to the September 8 Rudy Giuliani fund-raising shindig at Lombardo Custom Apparel on North Dallas Parkway. The video's long, but what a spectacle: Jay Lombardo's breathless intro of "the next best-dressed man in Washington, D.C.," Mayor Tom standing on the podium with arms folded, a big band serenading Roger Ailes' best friend with "New York, New York," a blessing from St. Joseph Catholic Church Monsignor Don Fischer and Rudy talking about the Texas Rangers and "the terrorist war against the United States" (which, far as I know, are not related in any way). And is it me, or does Lombardo refer to Mayor Tom as "Tom Lepperts," twice? --Robert Wilonsky

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