What’s In My Closet: Humans 1, Squirrels 0

So, it is possible to build a better mouse trap. One fit for a squirrel. Holes in my roof. Christmas trees gnawed to shreds. Urine, feces and middle-of-the-night scratching, clawing and general infestation. Well played, rats with a furry tails. Well played. But now ... allow me to retort...
By Richie WhittMay 26, 2009
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So, it is possible to build a better mouse trap.

One fit for a squirrel.

Holes in my roof. Christmas trees gnawed to shreds. Urine, feces and middle-of-the-night scratching, clawing and general infestation. Well played, rats with a furry tails. Well played.

But now … allow me to retort.

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Richie Whitt

Richie Whitt has been a columnist, reporter, broadcaster and blogger covering Dallas’ sports scene for more than 40 years. He wrote the Observer‘s sports column 2005-2011 and has reported sports on TV, radio and online. You can read his latest work here.

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