Which of These Cowboys Stories is the Most Unbelievable?

A) Flozell Adams and his 92 false-start penalties will make a trip to the Pro Bowl.

B) Would-be robbers change their minds upon realizing their intended victim is a former player loaded with fame and fortune.

C) Championship legacy be damned, these days your Cowboys are closer to the Clippers than the Celtics. Since Dallas last won a playoff game on Dec. 28, 1996, every NFC team except the Detroit Lions has enjoyed post-season success.


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