Yeah, But, Like, Where’s Tony?

Truth be told, we'd much rather meet this woman wearing Jessica Simpson's bathing suit. If I weren't heading down to Austin this afternoon for the South by Southwest Film Festival, I'd find, somehow, to make to Dillard's in Stonebriar Centre tomorrow morning at 11 -- when, wowie, Jessica Simpson will...
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Truth be told, we’d much rather meet this woman wearing Jessica Simpson’s bathing suit.

If I weren’t heading down to Austin this afternoon for the South by Southwest Film Festival, I’d find, somehow, to make to Dillard’s in Stonebriar Centre tomorrow morning at 11 — when, wowie, Jessica Simpson will be signing autographs (“X … thank you … X … move along …”) whilst pimping merch from her clothing line. Only, you gotta spend $75 for the signature, or $74 more than its worth, looks like.

And in SXSW-related news, tonight the latest members of the Texas Film Hall of Fame will be inducted — and this year’s Dallas native is … Morgan Fairchild? Monday, or perhaps even earlier, I will provide video footage during which, I hope, someone will explain why. –Robert Wilonsky

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