The Porch’s Chicken Salad is Pretty Much a Pre-Sauced 20-Piece Nugget Meal Over Lettuce

In my ongoing quest to eat more healthily, I ordered a salad at dinner last night, passing up on the Porch's well regarded Stodg Burger. This is what I got. I know I only count 18, but come on. There have to be a couple hiding under there, right?...