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No doubt, you’ve got the site Hot Chicks with Douchebags amongst your bookmarks. If not, well, come July you’ll have an excellent chance to catch up with the douchebags’ doings when Simon & Schuster publishes Jay Louis’ book bearing the same name — the essential adouchrement for Andrea Grimes’ most-favorite folks. And while faces and places aren’t named in the copious photos decorating the toadbagging tome, there is this heartwarming note of local interest contained within the intro:
These primal, grunting spawns of Satan prowl across our country like a marauding horde of Unholy Douche Crusaders, inhabiting our cities and flooding our suburbs like a rancid plague. They’re everywhere: large metropolitan areas, suburban strip malls, even in empty, vacuous wastelands like the Everglades of Florida, or Dallas, Texas.
Can’t type through these tears of pride. –Robert Wilonsky
