I Think I’ll Start Watching Dancing With The Stars

PETA vs. the Pope.

Any time a hot, naked chick riles up the religious I’m intrigued. Especially if it’s Joanna Krupa.

Who?

In theory, there’s supposed to be some sports angle to this. Even, dare I say, a Dallas perspective.

Okay, here goes: There are hot chicks and Catholic churches and even once a year a PETA demonstration in our fair burg. So there. Or, truth be told, I’m shallow, materliastic and girl crazy.

Now, what the hell was my original point? …

Seem.

To.

Have.

Lost.

Focus.